Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
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We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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