Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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