This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
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Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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