I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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