It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
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Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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