so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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