Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
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So many bounce houses so little time
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
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I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
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