My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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