I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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