can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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