FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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