i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
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am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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