im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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