I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
