Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I have feelings that need drinking.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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