So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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