Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
its liver damage thursday
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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