Jerry, you need to find god
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
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Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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