O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
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Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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