it was like his penis was on wheels.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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