Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
If I die, sorry about rent.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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