Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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