walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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