I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
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Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
But break dance skills will only take you so far
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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