Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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