I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
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She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
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HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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