I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Randomize
