i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Are my feet made of real feet?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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