Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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