DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
