just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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