My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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