Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
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i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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