just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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