Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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