Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Randomize
