Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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