you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
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