You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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