ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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