I'm drive I can fine osifer
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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