my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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