Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
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I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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