UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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