from now on my penis is your penis
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
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Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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