I am puke
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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