So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Fuck appropriateness.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
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You. Win. At. Life.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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