margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
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I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
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My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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