Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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