you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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