Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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