Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
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i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
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I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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