I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
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im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
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I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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