He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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