thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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